Becoming the pool man I always wanted to be
LISTEN Ralph Gardner Jr./Frog footbridge Our pool seemed to be doing well, if not great. It finally resigned itself to shaping up in late spring, in recent weeks even turning a characteristic shade of...
View Articlethe Climate Carnival is coming!
LISTEN Columbia County is throwing its first ever climate carnival on Saturday, July 16th. It’s happening from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. at the Columbia County fairgrounds in Chatham, N.Y. But as I write this...
View ArticleIt’s National Dog Bite Awareness Wee
LISTEN Courtesy Of Ralph Gardner Jr./ Wallie by Beth Rundquist You may have gotten one in your mailbox or inbox, too. It’s a flier from the United States Postal Service announcing that June 5th...
View ArticleCongratulations to the Class of 2022 — it’s the time of your life
Taconic High School graduates celebrate after the 2021 commencement. There is nothing quite like the feeling of school getting out for the summer — especially if it’s your high school graduation...
View ArticleSeeing the Hudson Valley through fresh eyes
May 20,2022 Upon returning to the Hudson Valley following a monthlong trip to the West Coast and Canada, a dip in the 70-degree pond was a refreshing taste of home.PHOTO provided BY RALPH GARDNER...
View ArticleWhat would Ed Koch have thought?
The New York Times ran a long story last week, an expose really, dragging former New York City Mayor Ed Koch out of the closet. Koch, who died in 2013, denied his homosexuality throughout his life....
View ArticleThe unambitious tourist
LISTEN • 5:22 Ralph Gardner Jr./Big Sur, California As we’ve made our way up the California coastline into Oregon and now Washington State friends and strangers have expressed their admiration for our...
View ArticleMeet the redwoods
LISTEN • 5:25 Ralph Gardner Jr. /The Redwood forest above Deetjen’s Big Sur Inn Have you ever experienced this: you’re walking down the street, or some sort of artery, when your eyes rest on a...
View ArticleOn the road, finally.
April 23, 2022 Ralph and Deborah Gardner with movie director Henry Jaglom, center, in Santa Monica, Calif. PHOTO PROVIDED BY RALPH GARDNER JR. GHENT, N.Y. — My wife is calling our...
View ArticleHere’s my top pick
By Ralph Gardner Jr. April 9, 2022 PHOTO PROVIDED BY BRANDON BLINKENBERG Maybe it’s my time of life or the state of geopolitics, but I find myself taking refuge in stories that avoid bad news. As far...
View ArticleWho has the most interesting background when it comes to news reporting via...
By Ralph Gardner Jr. March 25, 2022 GHENT, N.Y. — A friend of mine who has many virtues, though I’ve never considered acute observations skills among them, was discussing a subject, one might go...
View ArticleTogo
LISTEN Ralph Gardner, Jr. /Cover of “Togo” by Philip Hecksher Between wars and epidemics I’ve lately found myself escaping into literature. Not all the time. My weekly iPhone activity statistics,...
View ArticleForever Prepping
LISTEN I pride myself on being slightly ahead of the curve in matters relating to self-preservation. In the pandemic’s earliest days I bought a freezer for the basement before they sold out. The...
View ArticleAfter A mice ate a priceless family heirloom, I took matters into my own hands
GHENT, N.Y. — There’s an attractive rug in our guest bedroom. I don’t know what kind of rug it is, but it’s been in our family a long time. I found a photo of it sitting in my grandparents’...
View ArticleMr. Currant
LISTEN Ralph Gardner, Jr./Greg Quinn at his currant farm in Staatsburg,NY I can’t remember how the subject of currants came up. I’m not talking about electrical currents or current events. I’m...
View ArticleMy plastic bag problem
LISTEN I don’t typically read the labels on products, especially those I’m not planning to digest. But the label splashed across a newly purchased spray bottle of Windex was impossible to miss....
View ArticleI’d rather be skiing
LISTEN I wasn’t supposed to be sitting here writing this commentary. I was supposed to be skiing in Vermont and doing some male bonding. But a balky back changed my plans without asking me first. I...
View ArticleThe value of Tiffany money
February 12, 2022 With regard to Tiffany & Co. items that were in his family, the author has wrestled with the price of sentimentality.PHOTO PROVIDED BY RALPH GARDNER JR. I should have known it...
View ArticleThe argument for chickadees
LISTEN If you were limited to one beverage for the rest of your life what would it be? As much as I enjoy the complexity of single malt scotch and am of the immutable belief that nothing hits the...
View ArticleWhen workers went out to lunch
LISTEN Photo Courtesy Of The Author The writer testing Google Glass at Google’s NYC headquarters in 2013. Fair warning: The following commentary is self-congratulatory and may not be appropriate for...
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